This cheer is appropriate for finding the Pub Of The Year 2024
There was only one bar.
There was only one bar
A mile long!
They didn't serve pints.
Only buckets!
There was only one barmaid.
For every man!
The guards came.
A ban gardai! [A female police officer]
She was wearing glasses.
And nuthin' else!
She took you to jail.
It was full of hookers!
They cost a fiver.
I had a tenner!
There was a plant.
A hash plant!
It had no leaves.
I smoked them all!
That's the end.
Till next week!
Sláinte